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Total Arrogance - The Arrogant Worms
DIRT!

A MAN HAS NEEDS
Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears
But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer
There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand
I must watch it all for I am a man
And a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he perspires
'Til the stains show on his shirt
I missed our anniversary and the birth of our son
It was beyond my control, my team was on a playoff run
Oh baby, baby, baby, you mean everything to me
But could you move your butt, you're blocking the TV
Cuz a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he does tire
Gets sleepy and naps on the couch
Oh baby, oh honey, oh darling, oh pudding
Wait, what are you doing with that suitcase?
Leaving me? What do you mean we don't communicate we're talking all the time. We're talking about...
Whoa! Monster trucks! Man, that little Volkswagon ain't got no chance against a cow crusher! Come on cow crusher! Crush that little... you're gone. I hope she left me one of those little pudding pops. They're tasty.
For a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn. burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And he shops at Canadian Tire
And he always keeps his coupons
Yes, a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he expires
And he cried when Wayne Gretzky retired

STEEL DRIVIN' MAN
There once was a time when the country was wide. a time before cars and planes and minivans. so, to move things from one place to the other, the railroad was built. but it just didn’t up and bui
Self. nope, it was built by the railroad men. and among these men was a man among men among men among men among men among men, a man as tall as the sky and as wide as the land. a man who could l
Ack faster than anyone else could run. a man with the strength of ten men. his name was john henry, and I’m not gonna sing about him. no, I’m gonna sing about a lesser know figure, one who doesn
Serve a song. a man as lazy as a thousand men. a man who could barely raise his own body off the ground. a man who was barely a man at all. his name was mike mccormick.
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
Who never really gave a damn
Only thing he worked on was his tan
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
He’d get up in the morning to hammer in them spikes
Unless he’d been up drinking the previous night
Or if his bones weren’t feeling right
Or if it looked like it was going to rain
He had a tendency of being late for work
And everyone around thought he was a jerk
He’d take long breaks and say his back was hurt
Then he’d have a drink to ease the pain
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
Who never really gave a damn
Only thing he worked on was his tan
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
Mike’s dad: mike! mike! get up, mike!
Mike: what, what is it?
Mike’s dad: get up, it’s time to go to work.
Mike: awww, already?
Mike’s dad: well, don’t you want to hammer in them spikes?
Mike: no.
Mike’s dad: oh.
His arms were like twigs and his legs were like straws
His hands were like a baby’s bum they were so soft
He’d wheeze and moan and whine and cough
Then go home and take a little nap
He never got fired cuz he was the boss’ son
He just hung around and bothered everyone
Never drove a spike, not a single one
Though now and then he’d give a tap
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
Who never really gave a damn
Only thing he worked on was his tan
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
Mike’s dad: mike! mike! mike!
Mike: what? what is it?
Mike’s dad: they say they got a big machine that they say can drive in nails faster than any man alive.
Mike: sounds like a good idea.
Mike’s dad: no! no! no!
Mike: yeah, it’ll work faster.
Mike’s dad: you don’t understand! you see, it’s gonna cost us all our jobs. you, mike mccormick, gotta prove ’em wrong!
Mike: okay.
So he took his hammer and hammered one time (ow!)
He took his hammer and hammered two times (oh, jeez!)
He took his hammer and hammered three times (ohhh!)
Then he got crushed by a meteor and died
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
Who never really gave a damn
Only thing he worked on was his tan
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man
Mike mccormick was a steel drivin’ man (steel drivin’ maaaan)

GREAT TO BE A NERD
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
The only light we ever see is from our monitor
We argue about comic books and Internet connections
The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention
Our Town's not big enough to sign up any stars
But we once met a red shirt who was phased by a Borg
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk
We have our own heroes, who we try to emulate,
I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates
We hate watching sports cause were reading Carl Sagan
But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons
I'm A hobbit
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We think Tolkien was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd
We rarely get a date, or get talked to by a girl
Unless they're having trouble with their Algebra homework
Were emotionally bereft and sexually frustrated
But we can download photographs of agent Scully naked
(Nerdish Laugh)
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our rooms
We are the nerds in your neiborhood
Polyesters a fashion statement
But theres more room on the beach for you
Cause were locked in our basement
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We like to wear colors that do not appear in nature
It's great to be a poorly dressed
Fashionless
Star Treking
Role Playing
90 Pound
When Wet Down
Pasty Skin
Pop Drinking
Underfed Genius
Yes, It's great to be a Nerd

CELINE DION
i think i got a crush on celine dion
the way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
there's something about her, makes me want to feed her
and i'd love to be mister celine dion
She'll sing a song in english, then she'll sing en francais
both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway
she's full of emotion, i'm full of devotion
for celine, and i'll be hers some day
Chorus:
oh celine dion, you soft rock my world
won't you please be my celine
i'd do anything if you'd be my girl
oh be my girl celine
i sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond
(you don't respond)
you play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on
(on and on.....)
i just want to say, je vous aimerais
and i can see your house from my van
Chorus
her skin's so soft and clean
just like porceline
i wish she'd slather me
with a tub of vaseline
that was a little creepy
i'm sorry celine (celine) celine (celine) celine
Celine Dion

ROCKS AND TREES
My country's bigger than most,
And if asked I boast.
Cause i'm really proud,
So I shout it loud.
Though our numbers are few,
We will welcome you.
Although we don't have history,
Gold medal winning teams,
Heroes or prisoners, world famous volcanoes,
Still what we've got's glorious.
Cause we've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and water.
(All right, everyone!)
We've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,
and water.
In Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada,
Ca-an-a-da, Can-a-da.
Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada,
Ca-an-a-da, Canada.

GAELIC SONG
Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the
Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed
from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to
goat. And though few still speak Gaelic, the ancient language
of the Celts, all hearts are still stirred by the beautiful tones
of this mellifluous tongue.
Ah ma wee hach patew mae bo clee hach maneagh Heow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow BARK meow
igh hough loo loo cheow dach hagh vreigh chouach
mouheaugh Douauh meah mae couchah moo ma meagh
pach hooragh
And though other cultures tried to destroy them, driven no
doubt by their jealousy of the Celts' fine fashion sense and
edible cuisine, they did not surrender. Actually, they
surrendered quite often, but they were never entirely wiped
out, clinging to the corners of small islands, their voices
raised in song, the clarion call of the pipes ringing out to the
heavens.
(*Undescribably beautiful penny-whistle solo*)
Ah ma wee hach patew mae bo clee hach maneagh Heow
eow meow meow meow meow meow meow BARK meow
Saigh hough loo loo cheow dach hagh vreigh chouach
mouheaugh Douauh meah mae couchah moo ma meagh
pach hooragh Ah ma wee hach patew mae bo clee hach
maneagh Heow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow
BARK meow Saigh hough loo loo cheow dach hagh vreigh
chouach mouheaugh Douauh meah mae couchah moo ma
meagh pach hooragh Meach bo meah mea bloh meah hoo
noo euach moo doo beah

WONG'S CHINESE BUFFET
I'm feeling hungry
Empty tummy
And I want to make it full
So I spend a day
At Wong's buffet
And eat till I explode
There's sixty types
Of Oriental delights
I gotta have them all
Chicken wings
And onion rings
And sweet and sour balls
At Wong's!
(Come and sail with me)
At Wong's!
(On the sea of gluttony)
At Wong's!
(Eat until it hurts)
At Wong's!
(But don't forget there's pudding for dessert)
The chicken's tough
The noodles are rough
And the chowmein's three days old
But it's quantity
Not quality that
Has got my soul
So fill that plate
No Mistake
There's no holding back
I won't stop
Until I got
A packed digestive tract
At Wong's!
(No dish is a loss)
At Wong's!
(Covered in red sauce)
At Wong's!
(Everything is battered)
At Wong's!
(What's inside doesn't even matter)
Stop!
(Oooohh!)
Second plate!
(Huuh!)
Third plate!
(Ohhh.)
Fourth plate!
(Ooooooh.)
Dessert..
(Ugggh.)
Fortune cookie..
(I think I ate the fortune)
I try to leave
I want to heave
My whole body hurts
Can barely stand
I tell you man,
I got my money's worth
If I get the time
I'm going to go to China
And eat at their
Ancient buffets
But I'm wonderin'
How they stay so thin
Eating like this every day!
At Wong's!
(Give chopsticks a try)
At Wong's!
(To pick up your French Fry)
At Wong's!
(You know I'm coming back)
Eating here is
Worth the heart attack
Wong's Chinese Buffet!

I AM COW
I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow,
I am cow, hear me moo!
I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow,
I am cow, I've got gas.
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cooooooooow!

JOHNNY CAME HOME HEADLESS
Johnny was a tall man, but his memory was short.
He'd forget to duck at doorways, and often he'd get hurt.
I took good care of him for he had no family.
Accually he did but he forgot who they be.
Johnny often liked to go out on the town.
He'd forget where he'd be going, so he'd just wander 'round.
I knew when he was back, for I would hear the smack
Of his head hitting the doorway, but one night it was a lack.
Johnny came home headless.
It was a great disgrace,
But where ever it's a'lying
There's a smile upon his face.
I should have seen it comin'.
He'd finally lost his mind,
But if his head don't turn up soon
then all his hats are mine.
Johnny came towards me, but suddenly he stopped,
As if trying to think of something but having no luck,
'Cause still he didn't notice that his head weren't there,
'Til he took out a brush and tried to comb his hair.
I said, "Johnny, where's your cranium?", but he didn't seem to know.
He just shrugged his shoulders and tried to find his nose.
The sight of him there topless made me start to cry,
For I feared we'd never again see eye to eye.
Johnny came home headless.
It was a great disgrace,
But where ever it's a'lying
There's a smile upon his face.
I should have seen it comin'.
He shoud have stayed in bed,
For now I fear he'll spend his life
Just trying to get a head.
Refusing to believe that he had split for good
His lower half and me searched the neighbor hood.
It soon became appearant that his head we wouldn't find it.
He could not retrace his steps; he was absent-minded.
Well years went by 'til late one I heard a voice I swore
Was Johnny calling out for me. I flung open the door.
Johnny's head was home. It took a taxi cab.
Alas it was too late. His body had gone bad.
Johnny's head was homeless.
His body was creamated
And the funeral was harder
Than he had anticipated.
"I shouldv'e seen it comin',"
He said in his eulogy.
"I never thought I'd have to say 'I ain't got no body'."
(I ain't got no body.)
Johnny came home headless.
It was a great disgrace,
But now his head is on a shelf;
A smile upon his face.
Now his head is on a shelf;
A smile upon his face.

HEIMLICH MANEUVER
I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver
The sun goes down on another day
A day where I haven't found love
I try to eat but all I taste
Is the flavour of a broken heart
Then I saw you across the room
I gasp and my breathing stops
My heart's in my throat..
Or is it a potato?
I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver
Your love sticks like
A turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and
It'll need a jolt to remove her
My love is consummating
While I'm asphyxiating
Over her
When I wake up I'm on the floor
Faint and dizzy and alone
My stomach hurts I think
My ribs are cracked
I'm not sure if I'm in a dream
I turn my head and there you are
I call out and my breathing stops
It's her again..
Punching my esophagus
I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver
Your love sticks like
A turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and
It'll need a jolt to remove her
Before my expiration
I need resusitation
Mouth to mouth
She throws water in my face
Slaps my cheek
Helps me back on my stool
She's a waitress here but in the night
She's a student at the nursing school
She comes again with a smile and the bill
I pick it up and choke again
She's charged me for my lunch
And for the medical procedure
I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver
Your love sticks like
A turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and
It'll need a jolt to remove her
For my lasting endurance
I'll need medical insurance
For my bill
For me to get some peace
I'll need a tracheotomy
Or an air bag.

SCARY NED
Let me tell you a story about Scary Ned
Scariest guy to ever wet a bed
He had hands on his arms
And eyes on his head
But they weren't his
He'd go down to the market
And try to scare the fish
He said that they bothered him
They weren't his favourite dish
Then he'd go down to the highway
And pretend that he was dead
That was just the way he was
Creepy, Scary Ned
Oooooohhh, oooooohh, Scary Ned.
Ned loved Hallowe'en
Cuz he didn't need a mask
He'd steal the children's candy
And he didn't even ask
He'd sit right down in front of them
And then start to eat
And tell them they were better off
That stuff can rot your teeth
Ooooooohhh, oooooooohh, Scary Ned.
A strange glow came
From his place late into the night
He'd watch TV 'til the dawn
And you know that that ain't right
And if he started to get tired he'd
Rub sauerkraut on his head
That's just the kind of guy he was
Good old Scary Ned
oooooohhh, ooooooohh, Scary Ned.
He had a face his mother
Didn't love
When people saw him on the street
They often said, "uuughh"
And sometimes late at night
He'd walk alone
He'd be reciting stuff
Bad sounding stuff
Icky awful stuff
But when you got to know him
He weren't so bad.
Oooooohhh, oooooohh Scary Ned.
Oooooohhh, oooooohh ooooooohhh Scary Ned.
He's pretty scary. Scary Ned.
Really scary. Scary Ned.
He's scary... hence the name Scary Ned.
I saw him yesterday and I, I got scared cause he's Scary Ned. If he weren't scary he'd probably be called like "Happy Ned".

SPONGES
Can't think of anything to sing about,
not much out there to sing about,
The world's okay, The weather's fine,
no need to sing about that, so i'll sing about. . .
Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck
Sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!!
There's lots of songs of peace,
lots of songs of love,
even songs about peaches and Valkyries,
there's no songs about . . .
Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Their real big, swim in oceans,
come in cans like hockey pucks,
Tuna got their name cause they don't swim in pairs!!!
Speech: Get it!
Tu-na.
Are there two of those fish? Na.
Tu-na, Tu-na
It's funny.Hee Hee Hee Hee. No?
I like tuna.
Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
and countertops and baby's noses
They suck up soap
and when you squeeze them out they make
Bubbles!
Bubbles!!
Bubbles!!!
Sponges.

LOG IN TO YOU
You double clicked my heart
You upgraded my life
You booted up my hard drive
Please be my cyber-wife
You logged into my soul
You downloaded my dreams
Let's go to my chatroom
And I'll show you what I mean
I wanna log in to you
So I can prove my love is true
You're the Apple of my IBM
Let me interface with you
I wanna log in to you
Password incorrect
My login was denied
I gotta open up your motherboard
Put my Pentium inside
I got a 21 screen
The colours will make you dizzy
My attachments are full
Of love for you
But you modem still rings busy
www.love
you&me.com
You can unzip all my floppy files
And spin my CD-ROM
I wanna log in to you
So I can prove my love is true
I'm free of any virus
And I've been debugged too
I wanna log in to you
So I can prove my love is true
Be my laptop dancer
I got lotsa RAM for you
I wanna log in to you
www.love
you&me.com

BONUS TRACK : WINNEBAGO
(Trevor's lines are in brackets)
WINNEBAGO!
(Oh yeah!)
Oh man!
(it's so great to be on the road!)
It sure is, man!
(Hey, look at then little cars going beside us... Look how small they are!)
They're so tiny! Oh yeah!
(We have some great perpspective from up here in our...)
WINNEBAGO!
(Yeah, man, we got everything in here, man!)
That's right.
(I'm going to make some coffee, man!)
You making coffee?
(You want some coffee?)
I'm gonna make some photocopies!
(Oh, can you make some for me?)
Yeah, that would be great!
(And can you bind them for me too?)
Oh, you bet, we can do anything in our
WINNEBAGO!
You know what?
(What?)
I kinda got a hankering for a hot-tub.
(A hot-tub! A hot-tub!)
You know, I think I might go on back
to the hot-tub and give my old bones a
soak, you know what i'm saying?
(Okay, well man, don't you want to play some tennis first, man?)
Tennis? Where are we going to play tennis?
(on the top of our)
WINNEBAGO!
(Yeah!)
Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
(I put that in by the helicopter pad!)
That's... Wow, the helicopter pad?
(Oh yeah, man, just so we can get you and fly around, and that
way we can be even higher and look down on our.. uhh...)
WINNEGBAGO!
You the funny thing about having a tennis court on the top of our Winnebago?
(What's that man?)
Is you gotta be a pretty good tennis player, man!
(Oh yeah, sure!)
You don't wanna miss cause you'll lose your balls, you know what I mean?
(Oh yeah! we got lots of balls!)
That's true.
(Lots of balls.)
We could just fill this whole thing with balls, couldn't we?
(AHHHHHH YEAH!)
oh yeah!
WINNEBAGO!!!
(Hey, man, did you feel something man?)
What do you mean "feel something"?
(I think.. I think we just ran over some sort of mini or something, man!)
Oh no! ha ha ha!
(Oh look! There's a Hona Civic on our grill!)
Man, those guys are small!
(Oh yeah, really!)
They're just no match for our
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah, that's right!
(Hey, if you're still alive, come on up buddy! Come on!)
Come on, we need more people to fill up our Winnebago cuz it's
so huge, you know?!
(Oh yeah, man, you could fit half of Taiwan in this place, man!)
yeah.
(we should drive there, man!)
Drive to Taiwan?
(Well, sure, man!)
WINNEBAGO!
(This baby could do anything, you know?!)
Really?
(yeah, we'll just blow the tires up real big!)
You know what? You what I wanna do before we go to Taiwan?
(What's that, man?!)
I wanna stop off at North Carolina and get some cheap smokes.
(Yeah? Oh that's a good idea, man!)
We could go to Bob's Butt World, you know?
(oh yeah. he's got good butts, Bob.)
He's got serious butts.
(yeah.)
We could jut fill our
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah, I'm just going to the smoking section now.
(Talking about smoking, man, do you smell that?)
smell what?
(Oh man! I left the Turkey in the oven!)
Oh no!
(oh no!)
How are we going to feed all these people?
(I don't know man!)
We're going to have to kick them out of our
WINNEBAGO!
See you later Suckers!
(Yeah, we'll see you later, man!)
This is our Winnebago!
(Yeah, this is oursm you can't have our Winnebago!)
Oh yeah, we're livin' la vida loca now!
(Oh yeah!)
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
(Yeah yeah yeah!)
Yeah!
That's right!
(uh-huh...)
WINNEBAGO!
Oh, that feel s good!
(That sure does, man!)
Oh yeah, you know what?
(What?)
I'm tired.
(Are you tired?)
I think I'll go for a nap now.
(Oh, in the... in the waterbed?)
No no, I was thinking of the four-poster.
(oh really? Well I'm just gunna go to the wave pool.)
Oh really?
(yeah.)
Aren't you gonna drive? Someone needs to drive.
(What's that?)
You have to drive!
(oh yeah.. I'll take the golf cart down there.)
Eh, ok... no I meant you have to drive our
(Oh! you mean drive the Winnebago!)
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah! oh no, we're slowing down...
(Yeah, I think)
I think we're running out of gas!
(I think our band's getting a little tired.)
yeah.
(they were counting on that turkey, man!)
It's tough to have a house band in your Winnebago, you know(.
WINNEBAGO!
(See, they wanted to play on that one!)
I know
(But you screwed them up!)
They're always coming in too fast, you know, man..
(Or too late...)
WINNEBAGO!
There they go again!
(What was that one?)
I'm getting so sick and tired of saying
WINNEBAGO!
(It's a good word though, man, it rolls right off the tongue..)
Man! Oh, oh..
(you know, I heard that the Winnebagos are an Indian Tribe, man)
Really?
(Yeah.)
An Indian Tribe?
(yeah, they didn't ride no horses though man...)
Did they have ladders up the side of them?
(Oh yeah! No no, they just drove around in..)
WINNEBAGOS!
(You should have seen the cowboys when they came in and
tried to take those Indians over, man!)
Oh yeah! The took the big W off for the Big W Ranch.
(yeah!)
That's what I like to call my Winnebago sometimes is the Big W ranch.
(I don't know what you're talking about!)
No, but I sure love my
WINNEBAGO!
Oh yeah!
(Were'nt you going to go to bed sometime, man? I thought you were tired?)
You know, I got my second wind.
(oh, you did?)
That's cause this is my second Winnebago.
(oh, this is your second?)
Yeah, sometimes I get tired
(uh huh?)
But then I just think of my
WINNEBAGO!
(oh yeah.. Yeah?)
Sometimes.
(yeah.)
You know what?
(what?)
I'm kinda tired again.
(you really tired?)
Yeah, I may go back to the West Wing.
(oh yeah, man! it's nice out there!)
You know what else starts with W?
(What?)
That word that we know?
(What's that?)
Ah, How do you say...
WINNEBAGO!
(Oh, Winnebago! I thought you were going to say washing machine!)
No, no... well..
(Cause I got my clithes in there)
Yeah, you could afford to do a load, you know.
(I think the butler's gonna get them for me though.)
Really?
(yeah.)
That's a good idea. You know, the maid is mad at me.
(Oh yeah? why's that, man?)
I pinched her ass.
(oh.)
Yeah, that's right.
(She had it coming.)
That's right. Well if you're going to ride around on my
WINNEBAGO!
you're gonna get your ass pinched.
(Oh, I'm so glad you said Winnebago, I thought you were going to say
ride around on my something else!)
No, nothing rude or nothing like that.
(no, that's good)
Yeah man.
(wow.)
Well, here's me tired again.
(Aw, tired again man?)
Oh damn.
(well you know..)
You were saying?
(What;s that? Ah..)
No no, you go ahead. I shouldn't have interrupted you.
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah!
(I think I'm gonna go now.)
Where are you going?
(I'm going on the.. jetski.)
Oh really?
(yeah.)
We could, like, go out on jetskis, or maybe, y'kno.. I'm gonna ride the whale!
(oh, the whale?)
Yeah, I'm gonna ride the humpback whale that's on the roof..
(Yeah?)
..Near the tennis court, in the pool of our
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah that's right. Sometimes you have to hurry quick.
(Yeah, I know)
Cause the band...
(I'm getting tired, man. I'm getting tired of you, you know.)
You know, we're going to have to pay the band overtime for keeping playing?
(Alright, no, they're good guys.)
Yeah they're good guys. They just want to ride around in our
WINNEBAGO!

  

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